Hobbit films will be a trilogy Peter Jackson confirms (BBC)

Back in the hobbit,
Jackson plans for trilogy,
Bilbo will return!

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Australia beats Britain 74-58 in opening game of London Games basketball (Perth now)

Opals slam dunk Brits,
Opening game win for Oz,
Jackson the main gem.

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Queen in spoof Bond film for Olympics opening ceremony (Sun)

GOSH, Sergeant Peppers,
Bean, Bond, and a flying Queen,
Olympics open!

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Japanese women fall behind Hong Kong in longevity (BBC)

Turning Japanese,
Hong Kong ladies take the lead,
Outliving us all.

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Pictures: Strange New Fish Found Deep off New Zealand (National Geographic)

Science drowned in strange,
Some fishy things down below,
New species revealed.

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X Factor judge Nicole Scherzinger 'throws tantrum over economy flight' (Metro)

Why ask for first class
When pop singers music is
Economy grade?

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Mel C: There's no Spice rift (music-news.com)

Girls to spice up games?
Headlines? (Friendship never ends),
Posh, say you'll be there!

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First 50-eyed flatworm discovered (BBC)

New species of worm
Has fifty-fifty vision.
Eye-opening stuff.

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PM's online foray gets mixed reviews (SBS)

Skype date with the boss?
PM reaches out online,
Viewers click dislike.

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The Dark Knight Rises wins praise from critics (BBC)

Last chapter wins praise,
Critics fill screens with applause,
As Dark Knight departs.

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TV habits 'can predict kids' waist size and fitness' (BBC)

Square eyes and round waists,
Kids' appetite for TV
Indicates health risks.

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Angelina Jolie 'bans Rihanna from playlist' (music-news.com)

Mummy Ange steps in,
Riri too much the rude boy,
Raunchy lyrics banned.

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Cat video film festival to celebrate web's furriest virals (BBC)

Cat festival planned,
Who will be the headline star?
Keyboard Cat, of course.

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Parents charged in UAE after hidden baby found in carry-on (CNN)

X-ray screen surprise,
Over the liquids limit,
Baby found in bag!

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes settle divorce (ABC)

Superstar couple
Settle their risky business,
Can Dawson play now?

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Wimbledon 2012: Jonathan Marray and Freddie Neilsen claim Wimbledon men's doubles title (Daily Record)

Marray and Neilson,
A seventy six year wait,
Brit Wimbledon win!

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Gun brandished during live Jordanian TV debate (BBC)

Debate becomes duel,
Guest uses Wild West tactics,
To make himself heard.

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Wimbledon 2012: Serena Williams wins fifth singles title (BBC)

Just too much power,
Wimble-done and won again,
Serena Grand Slam.

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A Hard Day's Night by numbers (SBS)

Beatles chords unlocked,
Maths is ticket to ride by
Fourier transform.

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Justin Bieber graduates high school (music-news.com)

Teen star graduates,
Not a girl, not yet a man,
Bieber growing up.

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Superb Spain make history by thrashing Italy to win Euro 2012 (BBC)

A 4 - nil thumping,
Spanish outclass Italy,
Euro champions!

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