AFL final,
With savage momentum swings,
Swans are champions!
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Letterman pop quiz,
British PM left flummoxed,
More homework needed.
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Singing legend dies,
But his spirit will live on,
Deep in Moon River.
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Time to un-friend 'Tom',
Get set to revamp your space,
Fresh start for Myspace.
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Super Swine takes charge,
"That'll do pig, that'll do",
Goat finds its hero.
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Surprise passenger,
Crocodile rocked the cargo,
Freight firm is questioned.
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Record sticker stunt,
Brown defaced by campaigners,
'Woman beater' bruised.
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A rare confession,
Over six hundred abused,
Church admits child harm.
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A sushi name game,
'Fukyu' restaurant too rude,
Avoid the blowfish!
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Thirty-six years on,
Crazy Jack re-emerges,
"Heeeeere's Johnny...again!"
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Prisoners tortured,
Horrific scenes of abuse,
Georgia takes to streets.
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Come to East London,
Try our tasty meat products,
Caught fresh by the cat.
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As day follows night,
Aussie songbird wakes again,
Fourth album coming.
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Intruder alert!
Koala mistook for thief,
Questioned and released.
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Armstrong not so strong,
One giant leap remembered,
Lunar legend gone.
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City ads defaced,
Graf not deemed free expression,
Artist tagged a crim.
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Ice cream pioneers,
Offer an icy response,
In porno lawsuit.
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Hung up on fitness,
Four minutes to work ya ass,
Gym for hard Madge fans.
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Running of the bull,
Guests hide with chimps (fitting, no?),
Scottish zoo madness!
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