A relentless force,
Serena slams hard for win,
Open girls beware.
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A whale of a time,
Trying to find his big break,
Finback does it tough.
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A cold, harsh winter,
Temps plummet far below norm,
Many cold, some dead.
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Big news for new year,
WikiLeaks will wiki-flood,
To hit all countries.
Puppets set for laughs,
From the Office to big screen,
Gervais Muppets-up!
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An Apple a day,
Keeps you lost in a bad way,
In desert of snakes!
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A crappuccino?
Beans cooked inside elephants,
Make for pricey poo.
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Travel readers vote,
For buzzing cosmo delights,
Sydney best in Oz.
Massive global hit,
Psy 'horse-rides' Biebs off top spot,
YouTube Gangnam Style.
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Hottest summer start,
Sun-fun not for everyone,
As heat wave exhausts.
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GP leads the way,
To encourage exercise,
Scot runs round the world.
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Flogging a dead horse,
Target blamed for Minaj flop,
Re-release just sucks.
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Workers jump for life,
Hundreds trapped by raging blaze,
Factory hots up.
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Death, arrests and more,
Tragedy casts a shadow,
Party turns sombre.
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Visible from space,
Tribute paid to 'Shining Sun',
North Korea writes.
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Mystery of fur,
Rumours have town on the hunt,
For strange pale badger.
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Wake up SIDS and Kids!
Everybody's ebaying,
For a Big Red Car!
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The Little Things please,
One Direction to top spot,
A Boy Band double.
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A nice view for few,
Total eclipse of the sun,
True Kodak moment.
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Bieb flirts with twitter,
Gomez leaves that scene behind,
Can't trust that Baby.
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Two heated campaigns,
Nation split down the middle,
O's prez for four more.
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Top horses upstaged,
A full Green Moon for Melbourne,
Prebble wins fourth cup.
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Polish those tubas,
Throw some snags on the barbie,
Royals go outback.
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Devastated land,
Damage captured from above,
See Sandy destroy.
Three months on the run,
A fugitive flamingo,
Zoo keepers baffled.
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Rock, drugs, and groupies,
Virgin tales of Maggie May,
Risqué Rod Reveals.
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US coast threatened,
President presses warnings,
Sandy's wrath beckons.
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Welsh take a beating,
England bags a big tally,
Eyes on the final.
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Windows 8 revealed,
PC perceptions 'shattered',
Critics sceptical.
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Biel has JT's love,
Stars find their Seventh Heaven,
Wedding Justified.
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Still making babies,
Near one hundred and still hot,
A very grand dad.
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Superbowl '13,
R'n'B Queen to headline,
She runs that mutha.
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A place of worship,
Becomes one of blood and grief,
Armed thieves kill in mosque.
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Boozy nun busted,
Sister shows off bad habit,
Next stop, Confession.
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For double standards
And sexism, Abbot slammed,
Headlines praise Gillard.
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Pot-growing grannies,
Fence-height cannabis plant seized,
Old-timers smoked out.
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World's biggest rock gig,
Thousands grab sell out tickets,
But who will perform?
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As joblessness falls,
Obama's job prospects rise,
Will voters agree?
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Shaken but not stirred,
Anxious Adele delivers,
Skyfall tops iTunes.
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Bulldog gets bitten,
For pulling an 'Iron Mike',
Twelve match punishment.
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Sandwiched between bars,
Post-bready attack on wife,
A man feels crumby.
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Farmer becomes swill,
The tables have turned it seems,
As pigs butcher man.
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Sickening Biebs gig,
Pop brat adds cool new dance move,
The 'vomit and run.'
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These Dolls Never Die,
Play time for Benin artist,
Baby dolls as art.
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AFL final,
With savage momentum swings,
Swans are champions!
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Letterman pop quiz,
British PM left flummoxed,
More homework needed.
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Singing legend dies,
But his spirit will live on,
Deep in Moon River.
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Time to un-friend 'Tom',
Get set to revamp your space,
Fresh start for Myspace.
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Super Swine takes charge,
"That'll do pig, that'll do",
Goat finds its hero.
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Surprise passenger,
Crocodile rocked the cargo,
Freight firm is questioned.
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Record sticker stunt,
Brown defaced by campaigners,
'Woman beater' bruised.
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A rare confession,
Over six hundred abused,
Church admits child harm.
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A sushi name game,
'Fukyu' restaurant too rude,
Avoid the blowfish!
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Thirty-six years on,
Crazy Jack re-emerges,
"Heeeeere's Johnny...again!"
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Prisoners tortured,
Horrific scenes of abuse,
Georgia takes to streets.
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Come to East London,
Try our tasty meat products,
Caught fresh by the cat.
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As day follows night,
Aussie songbird wakes again,
Fourth album coming.
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Intruder alert!
Koala mistook for thief,
Questioned and released.
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Armstrong not so strong,
One giant leap remembered,
Lunar legend gone.
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City ads defaced,
Graf not deemed free expression,
Artist tagged a crim.
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Ice cream pioneers,
Offer an icy response,
In porno lawsuit.
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Hung up on fitness,
Four minutes to work ya ass,
Gym for hard Madge fans.
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Running of the bull,
Guests hide with chimps (fitting, no?),
Scottish zoo madness!
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Ronan learns lesson,
When you say nothing at all,
Wives will still find out.
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An ageing star grows,
It grows larger and larger,
Then eats a planet!
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Beware the pickle,
Chinese cabbage is to blame
For dead Japanese.
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Some Olympic ink,
Britain's favourite bronzed boy
Shows off his new rings.
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Melbourne crowned again,
Worlds most livable city,
Global survey says.
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Olympics spiced up,
The games close with a party,
Music legends star.
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Confidence issues,
Hooker has no luck with pole,
No gold earned today.
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The squirrel is trapped.
The squirrel is free at last.
The squirrel is dead.
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Couples, watch the throne,
Jay Z and Bey top earners,
They run this mutha.
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Patty loves to paint,
She strokes her brush all day long,
She also eats grass.
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Eight legs. Eighty years.
Octogenarian Dave,
Shares name with spider.
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New Presets music,
Streaming for all their people,
A sweeping synth wash.
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First Maccas, now Coke,
Bolivia bans big names,
New 'culture of life'.
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Citizen Kane shunned.
The Godfather is denied.
Vertigo comes top.
His third eye open,
Snoop Dogg sees the reggae light,
Snoop Lion is born!
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Back in the hobbit,
Jackson plans for trilogy,
Bilbo will return!
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Opals slam dunk Brits,
Opening game win for Oz,
Jackson the main gem.
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GOSH, Sergeant Peppers,
Bean, Bond, and a flying Queen,
Olympics open!
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Turning Japanese,
Hong Kong ladies take the lead,
Outliving us all.
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Science drowned in strange,
Some fishy things down below,
New species revealed.
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Why ask for first class
When pop singers music is
Economy grade?
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Girls to spice up games?
Headlines? (Friendship never ends),
Posh, say you'll be there!
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New species of worm
Has fifty-fifty vision.
Eye-opening stuff.
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Skype date with the boss?
PM reaches out online,
Viewers click dislike.
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Last chapter wins praise,
Critics fill screens with applause,
As Dark Knight departs.
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Square eyes and round waists,
Kids' appetite for TV
Indicates health risks.
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Mummy Ange steps in,
Riri too much the rude boy,
Raunchy lyrics banned.
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Cat festival planned,
Who will be the headline star?
Keyboard Cat, of course.
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X-ray screen surprise,
Over the liquids limit,
Baby found in bag!
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Superstar coupleSettle their risky business,
Can Dawson play now?
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Marray and Neilson,
A seventy six year wait,
Brit Wimbledon win!
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Debate becomes duel,
Guest uses Wild West tactics,
To make himself heard.
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Just too much power,
Wimble-done and won again,
Serena Grand Slam.
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Beatles chords unlocked,
Maths is ticket to ride by
Fourier transform.
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Teen star graduates,
Not a girl, not yet a man,
Bieber growing up.
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A 4 - nil thumping,
Spanish outclass Italy,
Euro champions!
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