Thursday, 23 August 2012

Ronan Keating: 'I deserved what I got' (music-news.com)

Ronan learns lesson,
When you say nothing at all,
Wives will still find out.


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Wednesday, 22 August 2012

Star is caught devouring planet (BBC)

An ageing star grows,
It grows larger and larger,
Then eats a planet!


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Monday, 20 August 2012

Tainted pickles kill six in Japan (BBC)

Beware the pickle,
Chinese cabbage is to blame
For dead Japanese.


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Saturday, 18 August 2012

Tuesday, 14 August 2012

Melbourne remains world's most liveable city (ABC)

Melbourne crowned again,
Worlds most livable city,
Global survey says.


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Spice Girls rock Olympic Closing Ceremony (music-news.com)

Olympics spiced up,
The games close with a party,
Music legends star.


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Saturday, 11 August 2012

Hooker title defence falls short (ABC)

Confidence issues,
Hooker has no luck with pole,
No gold earned today.


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Thursday, 9 August 2012

Trapped squirrel police rescue ends in tragedy (Metro)

The squirrel is trapped.
The squirrel is free at last.
The squirrel is dead.

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Beyonce And Jay-Z Are The Highest-Paid Celebrity Couple In The World (MTV)

Couples, watch the throne,
Jay Z and Bey top earners,
They run this mutha.


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Tuesday, 7 August 2012

Patty the donkey likes to paint pictures one brushstroke at a time (metro)

Patty loves to paint,
She strokes her brush all day long,
She also eats grass.


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Australian spider named after Sir David Attenborough (BBC)

Eight legs. Eighty years.
Octogenarian Dave,
Shares name with spider.

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The Presets stream new song 'Ghosts' (music-news.com)

New Presets music,
Streaming for all their people,
A sweeping synth wash.


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Saturday, 4 August 2012

Bolivia bans Coca Cola to celebrate 'end of capitalism' (SBS)

First Maccas, now Coke,
Bolivia bans big names,
New 'culture of life'.

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Thursday, 2 August 2012

Wednesday, 1 August 2012

Snoop Dogg: 'I have always said I was Bob Marley reincarnated' (NME)

His third eye open,
Snoop Dogg sees the reggae light,
Snoop Lion is born!


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