Wednesday, 27 February 2013

Donkey meat found in South African burgers (ABC)

A pain in the ass,
Not-declared meat the new black,
Donkey the new beef.

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Tuesday, 26 February 2013

Oscars 2013: Ceremony and winners (BBC)

Jokes made, records set,
Film history made too, but...

Who were you wearing?

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Friday, 22 February 2013

US class offers Rudd beer for online chat (SBS)

What's that down under?
Connected poli challenged,
Beer offered for Skype.

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Wednesday, 20 February 2013

Cheryl Cole receives front page apology from Now (BBC)

Lies are put to rest,
Now holds its hands up and says,
"Sorry Cheryl Cole."

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Saturday, 16 February 2013

Sarah Michelle Gellar Headed Back to TV—With Robin Williams! (E!)

Buffy meets Doubtfire,
New sitcom attracts big names,
TV's Crazy Ones

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SARS-like virus spreading from person to person (ABC)

A deadly new threat,
From Middle East to Europe,
The infection spreads.

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Wednesday, 13 February 2013

Monday, 11 February 2013

Millions usher in the Lunar New year (ABC)

The masses unite,
As Chinese New Year snakes in,
For celebrations.

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Thursday, 7 February 2013

Cat replaces iron as Monopoly token after fan vote (Metro)

Voters make close race,
But iron goes straight to jail,
As cat passes go.

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Tuesday, 5 February 2013

Paris ends ban on women in pants (SBS)

Lose your skirts, ladies!
And say hello to trousers!
Sexist law is pants.

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Sunday, 3 February 2013

325 Army suicides in 2012 a record (CNN)

Tragic army truth,
Despite prevention efforts,
Suicides rates climb.

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Friday, 1 February 2013