Powerful Typhoon Nesat hits Philippines (BBC)

At least seven killed,
Strong winds, rain, and crushing floods,
Philippines typhoon!

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Match abandoned in Uruguay after linesman is hit with a roll of paper (Telegraph.co.uk)

Crowd problems persist,
Linesman papered to the ground!
Ouch, a paper cut.

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Michael Jackson's kids set for reality show? (music-news.com)

Jackson kids thriller,
Don't stop til you get enough,
New reality.

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Seven dead as Taliban target US embassy (SBS)

'Cowardly attack,'
Gunman with suicide vests,
Kabul still unsafe.

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US Open 2011: Samantha Stosur shocks Serena Williams to take first major (Guardian)

Stosur dominates,
Serena's fury on show,
Aussie grand slam win!

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States move to stop deadly pigeon virus (ABC)

Pigeon carriers,
Deadly new virus could spread,
Keep your birds at home.

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Adele's 21 breaks ten million mark (music-news.com)

Rolling in the green,
21 sales pass 10 mil,
Another landmark.

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Child sexual predators known to parents (SMH)

Oz sex-abused kids,
Fifty-nine thousand each year,
Too frightened to tell.

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Endangered species set for stem cell rescue (BBC)

Rhinos and the Drill,
Biology to their aid,
Stem cell survival.

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Anyone lost a foot? (SBS)

Washed up on a beach,
Separated by water,
Human foot is found.

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Green Day singer ejected from flight (ABC)

Green Day ejected,
American idiot,
Flies low with pants low.

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Makers of Nurofen Plus recall all remaining stock (BBC)

'Antipsychotic',
UK Nurofen recalled,

Sabotage fears rise.

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74 dead in Iraq's deadliest day in a year (SBS)

Twelve cities attacked,
Seventy-four people dead,
Iraq violence surge.

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez immortalised in nude sculpture (Guardian)

Bieber and Gomez,
Artists subject bronzed and bare,
Forever as one.

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Meagher gets Madame Tussauds treatment (ABC)

Hold me in your arms,
Madame Tussauds in Sydney,
Alf Stewart in wax.

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England riots: Clean-up as England riots spread (BBC)

Death by car for three,

Riots spread beyond London,

"Unprecedented."

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Hundreds of thousands turn out for Gay Pride in Amsterdam (AFP)

"All Together Now,"

Canals paraded with floats,

Amsterdam gay pride.

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No time for celebrating as AGT winner Jack Vidgen gets straight to work (Telegraph)

Jack (Bieber) Vidgen,
Australian talent star,
Records his debut.

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Clubs reveal all in BBC Sport Price of Football survey (BBC)

Cheap tea in Crawley,
High-priced pies in Arsenal,
The costs of football.

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Australian woman sues over sponge left inside her for 15 years (Telegraph)

Miss Sponge-Bob-Squarepants,
Sues Doctor for negligence,
Fifteen years soaked up.

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