Saturday, 30 March 2013

Dog nearly dies eating chocolate Easter egg, says PDSA (BBC)

Pet dogs are for life,
And are not just for Easter,
Never feed them choc!


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Friday, 29 March 2013

Rolling Stones to headline Glastonbury Festival (BBC)

Mystery revealed,
Old rockers to take main stage,
Star-filled Glasto bill.


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Wednesday, 27 March 2013

Northern blizzards linked to Arctic sea ice decline (ABC)

Cold days continue,
Sea ice thins to record lows,
CO2 to blame.


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Tuesday, 26 March 2013

Morrissey told to stop by doctors (music-news.com)

Morrissey still ill.
He would go out tonight but,
Docs say take a break.

Saturday, 23 March 2013

Weather warnings continue into weekend (BBC)

Power cuts and death,
Winter pours down fear on Brits,
Though, it's only snow.


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Thursday, 21 March 2013

Brazil's Kaka gets his turn to impress Scolari (SBS)

Matches as training,
Brazil set to test big names,
World Cup prize the goal.


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Tuesday, 19 March 2013

New music: Beyonce - Bow Down/I Been On (Guardian)

Promo-train steams on,
New samples keep Bey current,
As fifth album builds.


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Tuesday, 12 March 2013

Hooligans attack police at Budapest football match (caboodle.hu)

Disorderly fans,
Stones, bottles, cops and tear gas,
Rivals cause chaos.


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Saturday, 9 March 2013

Stonehenge builders travelled from far, say researchers (BBC)

New Stonehenge insights,
Act more vital than purpose,
For work, not worship.


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Friday, 8 March 2013

Thursday, 7 March 2013

Wednesday, 6 March 2013

Allegations of police excessive force at Mardi Gras (SMH)

Part of their day job,
Police slam kid's skull to ground,
Um, what?! Really...what?


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Tuesday, 5 March 2013

Monday, 4 March 2013

Queen in hospital with stomach bug (SBS)

A funny tummy,
Drama Queen has royal bug,
Engagements cancelled.


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Friday, 1 March 2013

Wednesday, 27 February 2013

Donkey meat found in South African burgers (ABC)

A pain in the ass,
Not-declared meat the new black,
Donkey the new beef.


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Tuesday, 26 February 2013

Oscars 2013: Ceremony and winners (BBC)

Jokes made, records set,
Film history made too, but...

Who were you wearing?

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Friday, 22 February 2013

US class offers Rudd beer for online chat (SBS)

What's that down under?
Connected poli challenged,
Beer offered for Skype.


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Wednesday, 20 February 2013

Cheryl Cole receives front page apology from Now (BBC)

Lies are put to rest,
Now holds its hands up and says,
"Sorry Cheryl Cole."

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Saturday, 16 February 2013

Sarah Michelle Gellar Headed Back to TV—With Robin Williams! (E!)

Buffy meets Doubtfire,
New sitcom attracts big names,
TV's Crazy Ones
.

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